2026 Bought Dumb Shit – Funny Christmas Ornament

2026: bought dumb shit. The receipts don't lie.

Featuring a bewildered Santa holding a receipt and a rubber duck, this funny Christmas ornament celebrates a year of questionable purchases. A playful gift for friends, family, or anyone who's ever wondered why they clicked “add to cart.”

Part of the 2026: Well, That Happened! ornament series.

Details

• Layered, laser-engraved maple wood
• Approximately 3.5″ × 3.9″

• Designed & made in our island studio
• Ships in 1–3 business days